Old people do that, old people
I get that a lot
I don’t like it
But it still happens

I feed birds at a park
You guys see people like me all the time
I’m not a hobo
I just like spending my time with stuff that is not humans
People are backstabbing, liars and worst of all mean

I was spending my time at the same old park
watching the world go by
People head down in their phones
One girl 7 or 8 didn’t even take her head out of her iPad as she walked from the street.

But what could I do
Thats right
Nothing

I was feeding one of the birds
Max
I named him
He was a good bird
Always was the first to come
I called him my guardian angel

I had no human friends
i have never had any human friends
i have a dog friend
and many bird friends
And that’s the way I liked it
But not the way other humans liked it

So this youngish woman like 23 years old walked by and said
Old people do that, old people
I have never had a temper
Only short bursts
But here I got mad
Very mad

As she was walking away i said
WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP
she turned around and said
excuse me?

I SAID SHUT UP YOU STUPID IGNORANT CHEESE PUFF
(I had a knack for saying weird things)

I would like not to be called a stupid ignorant cheese puff

WELL I WOULD LIKE IT IF YOU SHUT YOUR BIG FAT MOUTH AND GOT YOUR BUM OUTTA HERE
(a crowd was gathering)

dont talk to me like that

WELL AT LEAST I DON’T WALK UP TO RANDOM PEOPLE AND SAY OLD PEOPLE DO THAT, OLD PEOPLE

Its a free country

WHAT!!! THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE IF YOU’RE ALLOWED TO INSULT AN OLD MAN, I THINK I’M ALLOWED TO SAY THAT YOUR A IGNORANT CHEESE PUFF.

Then people pulled me away and told me to sit down and chill
But it kept ringing in my ears

old people
old people
old people