Old people do that. Old people.
–What, spit on the sidewalk?
How’d you know?
–Lucky guess.
Why do you always get so lucky with your guesses? Anyway, only old people would do that, right?
–I’m quite sure you do that too, so does that make you an old person?
Hey! Are you trying to mock me? Someone older than fifty is old. Even someone older than thirty can be considered old!
–Then you must be fifty or so, as only ‘old people’ spit on the sidewalks. I’m quite sure only ‘old people’ still have flip-phones, too.
Don’t criticize my phone. It’s beautiful. And not ‘only’ old people have flip-phones. I know ‘old people’ who have iPhones and smartphones and Androids or whatever.
–Some people just want to look stylish, you know? …Well, either that or they want to look like they don’t know what they’re doing.
Alright, alright! Only ‘people not influenced by the current era’ do that.
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–‘Only people not influenced by the current era’, huh? Wouldn’t that still include some ‘old people’? Plus, if that’s the case, explain to me why you play Beethoven and Mozart loud enough to bust my windows.
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Actually, let’s just drop the topic.
–You still haven’t answered my question.
I’m hanging up.
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–Wait, wha-
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