He’s a Wild, Wild West kind of guy and she’s like a Material Girl”- that’s what the lawyer had said in reaction to pictures of the couple. The two passed away years ago. The wife had been cremated and her ashes were put inside a urinal-shaped urn. The husband had been buried next to a glass display of the urn. The two had been gearing up to divorce up until the day they died. The Wild West Guy had discovered that the “Material Girl” had a long & frequent entanglement with the “Material Man.” They both passed away after a serial killer who specifically targeted failing couples tracked them down and gave the Wild West Guy a question: “Would you rather kiss a man or have your mom die?” After refusing to answer, the couple was shot and killed. The end.