Author Mason Perkins
“Yo! You survived a plane crash?” Oh Jesus, here we go again. “Yeah, it’s not a big deal, it wasn’t a bad crash.” “No way dude!! That’s insane! What happened?” “No clue, I wasn’t the one flying.” The random guy… Continue Reading →
“Go ahead and walk normally. You can just walk like a normal person…”. “This skin feels too tight, it’s chafing in all the wrong places.” “I don’t care, suck it up and walk, you can take it off when we… Continue Reading →
“I can’t take you to the park sweetie because the Giants are about to start playing.” “But Mommmmmm!!” I exclaimed: “Everybody goes out while the giants are around, why can’t I?” “Because you are too young, and it is dangerous,… Continue Reading →
“I did, I did”Said the serpent to the kidSlithering across the lidWhere the little one now hid“Down my throat they slid,And the same to you, I now bid.” Through the cracks, the serpent spyingThe boy, solemnly crying“You may not live,… Continue Reading →
“It must be so easy to be a chef around here.” That’s what the little child told me, as I brought him through my hut, filled with all the herbs and spices known to man. I chuckled, looking down at… Continue Reading →
It’s not kick you in the face spicy,It’s slap you upside the head feisty.The little round soldier first attacked the throat,Charging across a fiery moat,Bringing all the heat, any one could musterCausing the complexion surely to flusterThe tears begin to… Continue Reading →