I remember it like it was yesterday, maybe because it was yesterdayđâŚ
I began my stream at 10:30 am, like any other stream, and began by warming up my building in creative mode on Fortnite. I knew if I wanted to do my best, Iâd have to lock in during my warmup first. Before I knew it, my edits were on point and my 90s were cracked. I was ready.
I started up normal battle royale mode, solo queue, and began absolutely dominating my lobby. This was not a normal day from the beginning, it was peak performance. I turned the corner, 200 pump this kid out of the lobby; peek out of the tower Iâve built, instantly snipe someone from across the map. Thereâs nothing stopping my virtual rampage, and my viewers know it.
My chat is exploding with messages, some good, some bad. âHeâs cheating!â âHow are you this cracked?â âI could beat you in a 1v1â all flood the chat box as they are read aloud through super chat. âGuys, guys, calm down. Iâm not THAT cracked.â I claim, in a nonchalant tone.
At that very moment, a new chat pops up from one of my viewers. A unique one, one that will change the history of my streaming career forever. My viewer makes a claim so outrageous, that I go full Packgod mode on him. âZero build is better, argue with the wall,â rings out in my headphones as the AI voice reads his chat aloud for all to hear.
Iâm furious, I erupt with rage and roast him so hard my viewers can feel the searing burn through their screens. Without even thinking, I immediately spit out âWait, you mean the wall you canât place?â My chat instantly erupts with excitement at my impeccable roast. I start giggling with euphoria and jumping up and down clapping. My heart is racing faster than my flicks in game. âOOHHH, OH MY GOSH THATâS A 200 PUMP FULL BOX! Oh, full box, wait you wouldnât know what that is. OOOOHHHâ
I start squealing in excitement after I totally roasted this individual, unable to control my excitement. My trousers are slightly damp because I couldnât control my bladder, but I donât even care. I just made the roast of my career, and I can feel the aura radiating off of me. My final line delivers like a cold sharp dagger to my viewerâs chest. âBetween you, me, and the wall, I donât know what to do!â
So yeah, pretty much I roasted him so much he left the chat, and this moment was clipped, and embedded in streaming history foreverâŚ
March 30, 2026 at 9:27 am
Nice touch with the “I start giggling with euphoria and jumping up and down clapping.” and the “My trousers are slightly damp because I couldnât control my bladder, but I donât even care.” I thought those were wonderful additions to your story. wwwwwwwwwwww. end comment.
March 30, 2026 at 9:28 am
Nice touch with the “I start giggling with euphoria and jumping up and down clapping.” and the “My trousers are slightly damp because I couldnât control my bladder, but I donât even care.” I thought those were wonderful additions to your story. wwwwwwwwwwww. end comment.
March 30, 2026 at 1:37 pm
I like how you incorporated lots of younger slang into this story.
March 30, 2026 at 1:39 pm
This story was awesome. I loved the roast! Made me think of good griefs.
March 30, 2026 at 1:44 pm
Great Great Great story. You were somehow able to convey all of the serious emotions that the streamer was feeling. Line by line I was hooked and felt as if I was in this streamers chat. As if he was talking to me directly, causing me to shed a minute tear from my right eye duct. One line I specifically liked is where he said “Iâm furious, I erupt with rage and roast him so hard my viewers can feel the searing burn through their screens.” This really made me stop and think. I also thoroughly enjoyed the niche references you had sprinkled in. Most notably the one to pack god.