Evil Chopped Chin Rap

You can’t trust me because I can’t trust you!
When I look at you, you give me the flu
You spread meanness and hate
And it’s all you ever friggin’ do

You reminded me it was 2025
When I’m around you then it’s hard to feel alive
Little did you know that it all began on January 2nd
And I’m here for a little revive

You tried to glaze my family for our apple crisp
But what you did there pal was a very big risk
You think you’re evil but haven’t seen my heart
It’s dark and twisted and extremely friggin’ dark

I’ve been running into you in my head
And let me tell you that it hasn’t been pretty
In between what could have been
You’re nothing but sweaty and sticky

You thought you was slick talkin’ ‘bout some ‘niche fruit’
But all it sounded like to me was a big ol’ toot
Big toots smell like stinky poo
But when I think of you, you’re just covered in glue

You try to steal my aura in personal fitness
Diddy blud thought he was born on Mt. Olympus
But little did you know I’m the aura master
I gain aura just like you, except faster