I was walking east on West 11th Street. As I turned the corner to head south on Hudson, I almost spit out my hot tea when I heard it… “Gout is something you get if you’re a character in a Dickens novel!” There are soooo many ways to take this story, but no hints from me. This is the last one of the 2021-2022 school year, so give it your best shot.

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