“I low-key want to thrift it this year.”
“Right? I want to have drip like Jiabo.”
“Yeah he is the GOAT.”

Jiabo is a popular high school student at John Bapst. Jiabo goes to school every day in his Mercedes, and he has a lot of followers in the school because of his drip. Jiabo is also a rapper; he makes emotional rap songs and gets all the attention from the girls. Some people are jealous, some people flatter, but either way, Jiabo is the center of conversations.

It all started on this regular Sunday, Jiabo heard everyone get their “drippy” clothes from thrifting, so he went to Goodwill. The moment Jiabo stepped into the store, he felt like he had just stepped into a brand new world. He got everything that he saw as “drip,” or that got his attention, and suddenly, as he was walking around, he saw this shiny Mercedes car key hanging on the shelf. Without any hesitation, he grabbed it and threw it in his cart.

Jiabo doubted that the key was going to open any car, so he pressed a button. “Beep Beep!” The sound came from a black Mercedes G-Wagon in the Goodwill parking lot. Jiabo could not believe this, so he went next to the car and pressed the button again. “Beep Beep!” The car made the same sound again. He was shocked and got into the car, which was brand new, then he looked into the trunk, stacks of $100 cash just sitting there, and a suitcase full of clothes.

Ever since then, Jiabo has become popular and drippy. He was living the high school life that everyone dreams of.

But the good times didn’t last long. One day, Jiabo woke up for school as usual, but he could not find his keys. He walked downstairs to his mom in the living room and asked, “Mom, did you see my Mercedes keys?” She looked confused and responded, “Jiabo you’re finally up now! We’re lowkey supposed to go to Goodwill today, remember?”

Jiabo realized…that…lowkey…it was all a dream…