“You survived a plane crash?”

“Yeah back in 1997 I was in a pretty gnarly wreck.”

“Wow, I’d definitely not be able to get back on a plane after that.”

“Well I’ve got to keep moving, you know, I can’t stay in one state for too long.”

“I wish I had that luxury, I only get to travel for business.”

“Oh, what do you do for work?”

“Right now I’m on my way to deliver some important documents to my boss.”

“Ah, now I see why you’re heading to San Francisco.”

“Yeah our company is based in San Francisco, but I work here in New Jersey.”

“You must be a great employee if you’re flying across the country to deliver a few documents, what can’t they just go in the mail?”

“These are actually some important documents that I don’t want to talk about more than I have to.”

“Well you’re not making it to San Francisco today.”

“Excuse me, what do you mean?”

“Didn’t you hear me? No one ever gets off this plane! You’re going to be on this plane forever!”

“I’ve got to go to the bathroom, excuse me.”

“Mmm hmm sure, try to run, but you know you belong in this seat next to me! You know where you died!”