J bird knows all the strings on a guitar
I can feel a blip of his heartbeat
And I know that little G wagon will go far
Whenever he speaks he always sounds so sweet

G wagon shows up, he’s always on time
His knowledge of sportsball is completely unmatched
J bird wipes away all of the grime
His hygiene is immaculate, he never goes unwashed

When I say I’ll speed, G wagon says no
He’ll always protect me, he knows what’s best
J bird is silly, and goofy and glows
He hugs me so tight with his soft meaty chest

When I praise these two guys
I think “gosh they’re so smart”
I belong in their lives
And they belong in my heart